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Mark Twain Quotes

The Hillarity & Genius of Mark Twain

Perhaps one of the most quotable individuals of all-time, Mark Twain always provides the entertainment with his one-liners.

Born Samuel Clemens in Mo, a rural town of Florida in November 30th 1835, the infamous literary name was derived from his days as a riverboat pilot. The term ‘Mark Twain’ means safe navigation, once the river bed is a safe depth for boats to pass. This probably gives a reasonable indication as to the mans humor and outlook on life.

Twain has reached posthumous Instagram fame with the regularly misquoted phrase;

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

Thing is, he never actually said that. Fortunately for us there are a myriad of the mans witticisms that we can paraphrase on Social Media. Here are few of the best Mark Twain quotes..

 

On the Fear of Death

“I do not fear death, I had been dead for billions of years before I was born and didn’t suffer the slightest inconvenience.”

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”

 

Success

“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”

“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”

“The secret to getting ahead is getting started.”

 

Truth

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”

“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”

 

Education

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.”

“Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.”

 

Pure Wisdom

“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear”

“Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”

“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”

“Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”

“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

 

Hilarity

“I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”

“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

 

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